The 4 princes were dancing in the Summer Rain when William caught sight of 4 toads by the hill nearby. He signaled for us to take a hike. There we joined the 4 toads. There was one toad, smiling retarded-ly, moving its petite body not so in-sync with the sounds of the jungle, but she smiled alot. William went ahead of us and chatted them up while the rest of us were doing the Boogie. I couldn't help but notice that one toad kept looking and smiling at me. Being polite I smiled back.
Next thing I know, the toad climbed unto my shoulders and shouted "Lena" or "Linna", I couldn't hear very well, with the jungle noises around. I guess it was trying to tell me its name. So I introduced myself. And I couldn't help but notice that whiny bitchy "nanny" voice of the toad. I thought to myself "God! that's annoying" The other toads were rather lazy, they were a little chunky as well. One of them was up on a wall hopping around, one was sticking around and the last one disappeared alot.
Turns out, Lena isn't from around the jungle. She's from a nearby tribe, and she visits the watering hole every so often. And she also told me she worked at "Nature's Farm" I didn't know what she did, honestly I didn't care. Her wet toad-ish feet had sticky suckers and it clung on to me. William was getting pissed. He wanted the toad, so thinking "friends before h*es", I backed off a little and Lena jumped onto William but within minutes she jumped right back on me.
She held my hand, went around my waist. Looked at me silly and smiled that rather annoying retarded smile. She thinks I'm hers to keep. She couldn't speak human very well, and I couldn't speak toad very well either, but we get by. She laid on my bosom, rested her hand in mine. Soon it was time to go. It was almost four, and I guess Lena has to return to her tribe. We hugged and gave goodbye kisses on cheeks, no lips no tongue, just the way I like it. Felt weird kissing a toad. But for some reason I thought she'd turn into a princess, but it was a mere thought. She left the watering hole.
The 4 princes took a slow hike down to a nearby hill and we went crazy. We found a Square Room, and did the Boogie. Then we saw a group of 9 birds flocking together. Must be fun! So we tried to join in. But we didn't speak bird very well, so they flew away. We noticed one fairy all by herself, laughing at Shawn as we made an ass of ourselves trying to Go West.
The fairy didn't do much, just looked at us. So I decided to do the Twist with her. I held her hands and shook asses. Fun. Wendy was her name, but she wasn't very intelligent. The princes danced beside her near the watering hole till the sun came up. The sun rose as Every Breath We Made became fresher. That was our cue to leave the watering to find our blue carriage to bring us back to our castle.
Weird little dream.
Talking in Riddles and Innuendos makes Writing all the more Fun. Go Figure.
Anyways, I recently realized the toad kinda resembles Rachel Dratch from SNL
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