Passenger

I took the bus home last night.
And I leaned against the window playing WPT on my cellphone.

Then I notice something moving towards me.
As my eyes shifted focus from the phone to what's slightly in front of me.


I jumped.


It was a freakin' cockroach.
The young type, that hasn't grown wings.
Where you can see its body through and through.


I moved to the next seat and noticed the cockroach went under the seat.
I played it cool. So as not to attract too much attention to myself.


Then it came back!
He seemed like a rude passenger, those who sit on a seat and put their bags or hand on the seat next to them so no one would sit next to them.
It clearly didn't want me there.



I picked up my bag and headed to the door.

Mixed Surprises

The news of Singtel winning the bid to broadcast the Premier League has left me raving the entire week.
Left me deciding to stay up late to watch whatever soccer I can before the new season.

What a horrible surprise to see Man United go down one-nil as soon as I turn on the TV.

Marred my earlier pleasant surprise by how good I smell after a game of basketball.
I thought my shirt would smell like sweat, but it smells quite good. Kinda like ba kwa (bbq roast pork).

Now I'm feeling hungry. No surprises there.

Shorts

Bought 2 pairs of shorts over the weekend.

Before we bought it, we checked it thoroughly for any loose threads, missing buttons, like any Singaporeans would.

We didn't find any defects until I had to use the toilet.









They sewed the zipper together.
I am able to zip and unzip, but they've sewed the cloths behind the zipper.
Making it impossible to pee without taking off my shorts.


Thank you City Square Shopping Mall.

alphabets

It all began with alphabets.

Words, sentence, paragraphs and stories.

Miniature Singapore

Hmm.. the photos look better on my laptop than on this blog.

TSK. whats wrong with blogspot.

Moved

projekt moved to http://uhuuuprojekt.blogspot.com/

soup in my eye

when tissues become your new best friend

sleeping at 3 does this to you

i had alot stuck in my nose that day

yeah, there's work to be done

January 6th
The countdown took me by surprise. Lazy to take another. Here it is.

New Projekt

A start of a new year. A new project.
Self Portrait everyday at 12noon.
Capturing the mood the emotion.
Reminiscing the hair, the clothes.




January 5th - Scared and Stressed.

Tagged. A Game of Extreme Boredom of the next level

Tagged by: JH
a) Answer the questions below, do a Google Image search with your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, and with minimal words of explanation.
b) Tag 5 other people to do the same once you’ve finished answering every question.


1. The age you’ll be on your next birthday:



Yes I'll be 24, just like the TV show with the same name, it'll be lotsa of hype, action, guns, tension and drama. I love watching it on the weekends, cos it never fails to make me sleep.

2. A place you’d like to travel to:



Call me religious. I would like to visit Israel, and visit where Jesus had been.

3. Your favourite place:



I just want to lie in ball pit. Swimming around it in. The picture doesn't do the feeling I have justice.

4. Your favourite food:



Hmm warm chocolate cake.

5. Your favourite pet:



I personally don't like pets, but if I were to have one, it'll be a maltese, for its cuteness and white furry fur.

6. Your favourite colour combination:



Happy colours.

7. Your favourite piece of clothing:



Okay, this is abit weird. Here you see a semi-naked boy in jumper. I did not type jumper. I actually googled guys comfy clothes. And this came up. I had to specify guys, especially when after several hits were all on ladies fashion.

8. Your favourite TV show:



That 70's show

9. First name of your significant other:



loves

10. The town in which you live in:



Pasir Ris. I wished it came up a little more colours, a little more nicer.

11. Your first job:



Okay I cheated on this one. My actual first job was a traffic human counter. I didn't choose the first one cos it just didn't show what the job was. This is slightly more accurate.

I stand at busy traffic junctions and count how many people walk by during Christmas eve. I counted up to 67,000.

12. Your dream job:



Google is stupid. I typed film maker. And the top hit was this photographer. Phototaking and filmmaking isn't the same! Just like Google and Yahoo.

13. A bad habit that you have:



Saying "I don't know". It drives her crazy.

14. Your worst fear:



Solitary confinement. Combination of my two fears. Being alone and small spaces.

15. What you would like to do before you die:



Visit Old Trafford and watching a game.



I wanna teach the world to sing

halloween in the office!

please don't ever use this at my wedding video montage

Names

Inspired by my director, I've decided to come up with words that have my name in them.

shaken
Heineken
broken
kena
chicken
awaken
kentridge
woken
sunken
token
taken
kennel - contributed by Jianhong
chao keng - contributed by Jianhong
Kentucky - contributed by cruiser
shuriken - contributed by cruiser
hadouken - contributed by cruiser (very nice!)
spoken - by Ashley


shows the prowess of my engrish

Welcome to Singapore

i ish beri confuse. yesterday night on the train, i beri the heng, gotch seat for moi to sit. then hor, saw his char bor standing there. i at first thought she pwegnant one.. budden like notch also. maybe just fat.

so would chiu give up the chair for the char bor cos she pwegnant? sekali notch pwegnant then maciam call her fat. or chiu will heck care her and pwetend to be sleeping?