Sunday, November 16, 2008

Tagged. A Game of Extreme Boredom of the next level

Tagged by: JH
a) Answer the questions below, do a Google Image search with your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, and with minimal words of explanation.
b) Tag 5 other people to do the same once you’ve finished answering every question.


1. The age you’ll be on your next birthday:



Yes I'll be 24, just like the TV show with the same name, it'll be lotsa of hype, action, guns, tension and drama. I love watching it on the weekends, cos it never fails to make me sleep.

2. A place you’d like to travel to:



Call me religious. I would like to visit Israel, and visit where Jesus had been.

3. Your favourite place:



I just want to lie in ball pit. Swimming around it in. The picture doesn't do the feeling I have justice.

4. Your favourite food:



Hmm warm chocolate cake.

5. Your favourite pet:



I personally don't like pets, but if I were to have one, it'll be a maltese, for its cuteness and white furry fur.

6. Your favourite colour combination:



Happy colours.

7. Your favourite piece of clothing:



Okay, this is abit weird. Here you see a semi-naked boy in jumper. I did not type jumper. I actually googled guys comfy clothes. And this came up. I had to specify guys, especially when after several hits were all on ladies fashion.

8. Your favourite TV show:



That 70's show

9. First name of your significant other:



loves

10. The town in which you live in:



Pasir Ris. I wished it came up a little more colours, a little more nicer.

11. Your first job:



Okay I cheated on this one. My actual first job was a traffic human counter. I didn't choose the first one cos it just didn't show what the job was. This is slightly more accurate.

I stand at busy traffic junctions and count how many people walk by during Christmas eve. I counted up to 67,000.

12. Your dream job:



Google is stupid. I typed film maker. And the top hit was this photographer. Phototaking and filmmaking isn't the same! Just like Google and Yahoo.

13. A bad habit that you have:



Saying "I don't know". It drives her crazy.

14. Your worst fear:



Solitary confinement. Combination of my two fears. Being alone and small spaces.

15. What you would like to do before you die:



Visit Old Trafford and watching a game.



I wanna teach the world to sing

Thursday, October 30, 2008

halloween in the office!






please don't ever use this at my wedding video montage

Monday, October 20, 2008

Names

Inspired by my director, I've decided to come up with words that have my name in them.

shaken
Heineken
broken
kena
chicken
awaken
kentridge
woken
sunken
token
taken
kennel - contributed by Jianhong
chao keng - contributed by Jianhong
Kentucky - contributed by cruiser
shuriken - contributed by cruiser
hadouken - contributed by cruiser (very nice!)
spoken - by Ashley


shows the prowess of my engrish

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Welcome to Singapore

i ish beri confuse. yesterday night on the train, i beri the heng, gotch seat for moi to sit. then hor, saw his char bor standing there. i at first thought she pwegnant one.. budden like notch also. maybe just fat.

so would chiu give up the chair for the char bor cos she pwegnant? sekali notch pwegnant then maciam call her fat. or chiu will heck care her and pwetend to be sleeping?

Friday, July 18, 2008

smitten

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

To be continued, unfinished post

Day 3 HK - Macau

We decided, coming to HK means we have to eat dimsum. And for the past 2 days we haven't been eating dim sum. It's like coming to Singapore and not tried durians or char kway tiao. Not knowing the place to well, we decided to rope in some help. That's not our dad, but my dad's older brother. So we took him out for breakfast.


Knowing our family inherited generosity, we knew Uncle wouldn't let us pay. So we waited for the chance. Eunyce and Kevin sneaked away to the 'toliet' and went to pay for the bill. Seeing something's up, Uncle noticed and got up and rushed to the cashier too. I did my best to distract him with my conversational prowess but to no effect. In the end, let's just say the young has surpassed the old.


I choose not to post any cliche dim sum photos. Overly done. So here's a clever one. Jo didn't get it. For some reason she wore a hat that day. So I insisted she hold up the menu up. It said Manhattan. Get it? If you didn't, YOU, my friend, are not smarter than a fifth grader.



Okay. Weird pose. But its joga bonito!

Next on the to-do list, was inspired by Victor's favourite TV character, Ah Wang. Who wouldn't love a mentally challenged, child-like ever-so-sweet semi-retard? I would. Plus everyone loves supporting the underdog. And he has a hot wife, whom he calls little wife. Okay enough of 8days, but Ah-Wang (no pun intended, this is really how you spell it in mandarin), help run a dessert stall selling tang yuan (as below). And the shop we found, offered a variety of other desserts.



Another genius photo. Ladies on ladies' street.



Then we went to ladies street or market street and found a shop full of plushes. Jo and Vic went crazy. Never seen adults going crazy over plushes. The last time was at neopets when people were buying them for their virtual pets.



Pointing at Doraemon's best friend. (yes, i forgot his name)



That's melody. Hello Kitty's best friend/ side kick. It's always them who don't get enough publicity. No, I'm not a big fan of My Melody, but someone I know is. Thanks Bella for that wonderful piece of trivia.



Oh the art of photobombing. Just as I took the photo, Eunyce or Victor sneaked a victory sign in. Low and behold, it fit nicely under Jo's nose, producing a mario-like moustache, as seen on her hand. Talk about coincidence.



Another round of desserts. I was laughing so hard till my face turned red. Why? cos I spilled all the coconut milk from the drink, leaving just the mango. How? I was offering Victor some of mine, so I decided to slide it across the table. Not knowing there was a segregation of tables, the cup tripped and fell, I caught it just in time to save the mangoes.



Ah, after packing all the things, we had to go to the ferry terminal to catch the ferry back to Macau. And look at that freakin ridiculously good-looking china bag. Running away from home never looked this good. It was so heavy, it needed 2 ord personnels to carry it. What's inside you might ask? here's a clue. An award-winning rapper from St Louis who sang about crazy temperature conditions in Singapore and the state of happiness. I don't know if I can reveal the answer for fear of local girls and ah lians mobbing over us in the future for discounts.



Jo has terrible motion sickness. So we prepared a bag. Okay, maybe its a little too much.



See the yellow thing in my bag? Believe me, its a banana bolster/soft toy. And it actually peels like a banana. Too bad you can't eat it, otherwise imagine all the protein in that fruit.



And whilst waiting for customs at the ferry terminal, we spent time playing PSPs. Haha, for a moment I was wondering who the heck took the photo. I totally forgot Eunyce! We were a tad of a nuisance with Jo's endless "bubble bursting". At least the security officers didn't have to worry about it being some sort of weapon.



Reaching Macau, we were greeted by Zeus himself and all his wonderful topless minions. I've never seen so many clay and picture tits in one room. The hotel should be rated NC-16, and not 5-stars.



After taking a breather (I need one now, this is a freaking long ass post), we head out for dinner. No idea where to, we walked towards the Venetian. And stop at a Tze char place. Like where all construction workers meet. Talking laughing and drinking loudly as ever.



Finally we've reached the Venetian. and this is freaking long.. and i'm tired... continuing another day